| Thursday, August 5th, 2004 |
| 4:52 pm |
It's been a little while. Ramone and I are no more.
Ramone and I broke up. There, I said it. Saying it doesn't make me feel any better. I'll tell you the story of the end of Ramone and Moosepants. Monday night I was feeling frisky so I decided to see about going out to the Penis Hutt. I asked Ramone if he was interested in coming along, but he said he had some things such as washing clothes, and general clean up around the house that he wanted to get done. I found it kind of odd since Ramone didn't normally do much cleaning around the house. I figured, what the hay, maybe he is trying to turn over a new leaf. I left for the club and was "shakin my money maker" till 3am. I was way too drunk to drive so I had the Leopard drive me home. When I got up to the front door I started to insert my key, but just as I did I heard giggling from inside....two different voices giggling. I quietly turned the lock then abruptly opened the door. There in the middle of my baby blue shag carpeted living room was Ramone and another gentleman who I later found out went by the name "Steve." Ramone and "Steve" where flailing about in both of MY fursuits playing "Rumpy Pumpy", as they called it. I have never been so humiliated in my entire life. You know what happened next, and the rest is history. Ramone has called several times but I do not plan on returning any of his calls. On a happier note, I'm now a "Free agent" if you will, and I'm looking for a new mate. I just want someone who will appreciate me and be my live in lover. I make enough money for both of us to live. Are you Mr. Right? Drop me an email. I'm very lonely and need the solice of a friend. Current Mood:  contemplativeCurrent Music: Sandy Bottoms and The Cleveland Steamers |
| Monday, July 26th, 2004 |
| 11:23 pm |
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| 10:17 pm |
Pee story
Current mood: horny Current music: Tribe of mens- Man Rain(Native love dance) First story I have always been inticed by urine. As a little boy I would save my pee in a glass pikle jar, opening it hours later to enjoy the odor, some times taking a daring sip. I quickly learned that eatting various foods, or drinks would change my sent. I really liked asparugus and heavy garlic foods. KFC chicken was the best, the 7 herbs and spices added a heavy smell and flavor. It tasted just like KFC chicken! I first experienced another persons urine when I was 14, I was hiding out in the boys locker room at school to avoid gym class, and this small quiet boy named Merl came in. He was crying because the other boys had shamed him so bad he wet himself. The smell of his juice was so overpowering I had to have it! I gave Merl a hug and told him it would be okay, them I told him he had to get out of those wet clothes. I pulled his shorts down and removed his jockstrap. I then took a towel and wiped his damp groin. Merl made a soft moaning sound and his penis startyed to get erect. I took his growing member in my mouth and tasted his skin and the salty taste of his pee. He thrust forward into my mouth moaning. Before long he had finished, I swallowed his mixture of pee and cum and it was my turn. He did a wonderful job pleasing me orally as I sucked the sweet urine from his damp jockstrap. The mixed taste of his urine and his man sweat drove me to orgasm three times. Poor Merl choked back the first two loads but the third splatted his face. I knelt and licked my seed off his face. We had to stop soon after that as class was ending, but we had many more encounters during that wonderful year. |
| Saturday, July 17th, 2004 |
| 11:52 am |
OH me naked?
Current Mood:  awakeCurrent Music: Sassy Sammy- Sweet britches of love |
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| Friday, July 16th, 2004 |
| 10:24 pm |
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| 9:36 pm |
FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Oh sweet freedom fancy pants! Current Mood:  giddyCurrent Music: Bad Bottom Boys- Free for the takin' |
| 9:03 pm |
Will someone please pull down my under-gotchas and diddle my sweetness? Please? *weeps* |
| Thursday, July 15th, 2004 |
| 2:46 pm |
Concert photo!
I went to the Kazoo Symphony last night. Ramone got a nice shot of me on some young bucks shoulders. We diddled that young man when the show was finished.  Current Music: Sooky Love by Bitter Hate |
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| Wednesday, July 14th, 2004 |
| 11:19 pm |
Here are a few pictures from my summer vacation last year in Miami. I went nude sky diving with a few of my friends, but then later that night I had a few too many cosmopolitans and I got sickie wickie all over Ramone and his latest find, Carlos. Oh I had a dickins of a time scrubbing those dirty boys clean. Oh don't you know it!   Mr. Scufflebutt the Tiger was such a little whore, I caught him in Ramone's room wearing nothing but a Packer's Cheese head and a can of whip cream in a very private place. Well I had enough Mr. Whore-Tigers attitude, but I soon took care of that little Buckaroo.  Toodles sweet tits! Current Mood:  hornyCurrent Music: Rod and the Spee-lunker seven- Into the underside |
| 10:28 pm |
A little mishap at AC04....
I forgot to post this. Ramone didn't want me to, but he realizes that things happen, and it was all part of our adventures. While we where at the con Ramone went to take a nap. Well, Ramone likes to sleep in his fursuit, it feels good to him, don't judge! While Ramone was napping he fell asleep with a cigarette. The room was almost ablaze! Ramone got the fire put out, but we called the fire department anyway to make sure things were ok. The Firemen arrived without sirens and Ramone met them at the door. They checked his suit and found only smoke damage. Ramone has since then thrown his bear suit away, but before it was trashed he got this nice little photo with the firemen as a keepsake! Diddles!  Current Music: The Kurt Benedict Kazoo Symphony |
| 4:25 pm |
I found new porno today while out with Ramone.
It was actually amateur fursuit porn. It's called "Playing Ruff." Although there where no moose suits in it there was a polar bear, a lion, a jaguar, a wolf and a hippo. It was kind of weird. No not weird, just low quality. As we all know Jan 13th is the start of FC 2005. I just wanted to get the word out early. I may need a place to crash. I am willing to pay the my share of the expenses. I have been trying to psyche myself up to reserve a room myself but I just feel weird about giving my card info over the net or on the phone. Just wondering if anyone would be kind enough to put up with the pants in case I don't get that taken care of. Diddles! Current Mood:  chipperCurrent Music: Lonnie Chan-"Fill me up...beast" |
| Tuesday, July 13th, 2004 |
| 3:10 pm |
I read something that I thought was really ignorant...
"crssafox 2004-07-13 10:23 (link) Select Please stop spamming the communities I read (and thus my friends page) with your horribly-edited, not-funny pictures. One's okay, two or more behind a cut, but I'm sick of seeing these pictures. K plz thx bbye." First off the Moosepants does not "spam". I always thought that "Spamming" required one to continuously post or upload things until the original posting or whatever where overshadowed. I will Agree with you on this definition of spamming. I think Mr fox needs a good diddling. Just because you don't like my pictures does not mean you should be a critical asshole on a public forum. Ever since I joined the fandom I was always lead to believe that other furs where very tolerant and accepting of others. Apparently, in many cases I have been mistaken. I would like to take the time to thank those out there that saw my lil pictures for what they where, me having fun at anthrocon, nothing more. Thanks to everyone who, reguardless of opinion looked at my trip photos and went on their merry way without making crushing comments. The Ridiculous antics of these jealous furs will not keep me from posting more trip photos from up coming events. I will speak no more of this travesty. P.S. The Pina Coladas at the Penis Hutt are so good. Tito always adds a little Absinthe to mine. There is just something about Absinthe in a Pina Colada that tastes so good. Current Mood:  crankyCurrent Music: Spin Williams and the Rubber Pirates |
| Monday, July 12th, 2004 |
| 8:52 am |
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| Sunday, July 11th, 2004 |
| 11:05 pm |
Moosey Pants mad!
You know, I'm a very nice person. I'm very tolerant of others, but I just can't take it anymore. I wanted to share with everyone the fun I had at Anthrocon and you know what happens? Everyone says my photos are bad. I'm sorry you people could't go to anthrocon this year, but that gives you no right to take your jealousy out on me. Jealousy does not suit you all. |
| 9:21 pm |
Oh honeybear!
 Honeybear got me just when I was getting my pantaloons down! oh silly. Diddles! |
| 9:20 pm |
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| 8:58 pm |
I've decided to spend my evening at home.
I had a rough time at the con. My man parts are so sore. After the pounding I took from Smackfox, and Honeybear its a wonder I can move at all. It's times like these that make me wish I had brought more lube. I will be sure to post more pictures of my trip adventures as I'm feeling up to it. |
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